Simple Simon

British Restaurant - Guesthouse - Bar

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Simple Simon's - Soi 5, Jomtien Beach, Pattaya

A warm welcome awaits you at Simple Simon's, one of Jomtien's most popular British restaurants and bars, ideally located in Soi 5 Immigration just 50m from Jomtien Beach Road and 100m from Chonburi Immigration office. We pride our selves with our personal and friendly service, serving only the best quality freshly cooked English and Thai food with our very popular traditional British Sunday roast beef, roast pork loin, NZ lamb shank, roast NZ lamb, roast chicken and mixed roast platter lunches, all at very reasonable prices.

Opening Hours - From 07.30am every day for Tea/Coffee - Kitchen is open from 08.00am until 22.00pm

FREE WiFi in the restaurant for the convenience of our customers.

All live sports are shown including the English Premiership, live international rugby, golf, test cricket and F1 motor sport

We stock a full range of ice cold beers and English ciders.

Try the best all day full English breakfast in Jomtien - 2 eggs any style, 2 back bacon, 2 breakfast pork sausage, beans or 2 tinned tomatoes, 2 toast and butter with 1 regular coffee or tea + 1 FREE refill, all for only 120 Baht!

Introducing Simple Simon's 'Loyalty Card' - Giving Something Back

This Weeks Specials

Available Monday to Saturday 13.00 until 22.00

Alcoholic Drink 30% Discount

Pacific Dory Fish with Home Made Chips and Garden or Mushy Peas – 185Bt

Chicken & Mushroom or Steak and Onion Pie Served with Mash Potato and
Garden Peas or Baked Beans – 189Bt  

Tuna Salad with Fresh Crunchy Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato and Cucumber– 165Bt

Large NZ Lamb Shank with Mash Potato, Carrots, Broccoli, Garden Peas & Gravy – 320Bt 

Large 300gm Gammon Steak with Home Made Chips, Egg and Pineapple210Bt


Simple Simon Meat, Pie & Cheese Products

We produce and supply a comprehensive range of the highest quality bacon, pork sausages and Fat Boy sausages, black pudding, ham, gammon, pork chops, lamb chops, corn beef, steak pies, chicken pies, Cornish pasties, scotch eggs and our legendary Melton Mowbray pork pies (the best in Thailand), Red Leicester cheese, Cheddar cheese  

UK Style Chinese Food - Eat-in or Takeaway

We have recently added UK style Chinese food to the menu and have a very good reputation of serving some the best tasting Chinese food in the city

British Products

A large selection of British goods are now available from our retail counter including Yorkshire tea, Tetley tea, PG Tips, Typhoo tea, HP Sauce, Heinz beans, Pataks curry sauces and pastes, Smedleys soups, Oxo cubes, Bisto gravy and sauces, Thurstons pickled onions and sliced beetroot, Branston pickle, Colemans English mustard, Marmite, Bovril, Olde Oak Corned Beef, Sarsons vinegar, Birds Dairy custard, Birds Dairy custard powder, Batchelors new potato, Daucy new potao, Walkers crisps, Midget Gems, Sports Mix, Wine Gums, Mint Humbugs, Pear Drops, Liquorice Allsorts and much, much more, all at prices lower than you can buy at the supermarkets. We can also ship non perishable products to all parts of Thailand via EMS postal services - contact us for details

Rooms - Check Out Our Special Low Season Rates - From Only 299 Bt!

All our rooms are fitted with air conditioning as standard, recently redecorated with mini-bar, new HD TV's, DVD’s, safe box, hot water showers and cleaned every day

How did we do? If you enjoyed Simple Simon's please tell your friends....if, for any reason you didn't, please tell us!                    We welcome all comments as we strive to upkeep our reputation as Jomtien's most popular British restaurant, guesthouse and bar, please feel free to pass on your experiences to us by completing the 'Contact Us' form